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"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'You better tell the sender not to pay just half the postage!'

US Post Office, Walk Ins Welcome.

'No back-log for us to clear tomorrow.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

Spam Folders

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

Beware of the Dog.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Junk Mail

Letters arrive during flood.

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'