Junk Mail Aficionado Prints

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'Shred your insterts mister?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'The check is in the mail...'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Junk Mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Slow Connection'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'It's unto thee.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

No Junk Mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'First past the post?'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.