
"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."
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"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."
"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'
'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'
My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!
The birth of junk mail.
'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'
You've got snail.
Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.
"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."
Junk Mail
Junk Mail.
'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'
'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'
Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.
I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!
We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.
'Time to rake up the leaflets.'
No Junk Mail
"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."
"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."
"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"
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"Load the holiday catalogues."
"Just more Junk Mail."
"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."
Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.
Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."
Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.
"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"
'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'
''You may already have won the war....''
'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'
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