Junk Mail Enthusiast Prints

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

''You may already have won the war....''

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'The check is in the mail...'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'It's unto thee.'

Junk Mail.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'Slow Connection'

No Junk Mail

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'First past the post?'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'