Advocate Against Vandalism Pillows

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Yellow Vests

Revenge Graffiti.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Retrospection.

'El Nino now.'

This is the age of the train

'Let him hit you.'

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

G.M. leaf.

Danger Ahead

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Do you know the law?"

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Nice work if you can get it.

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."

Mayor Hoffman attempts to screen the abuses of office by the 'ring' in New York

"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."

Mr. Trump Goes To Church

Graffiti

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

Home Deliveries of Sushi

"Good morning class... today we are going to study 'shoot the bad person'."

Heavy Metal

Buy a congressman