Anti-littering Campaigner Pillows

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

'My mom invented baths!'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'