Anti-littering Campaigner Pillows

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Cleaning Lockers.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

'The toughest thing about a mixed practice is keeping your fingernails clean.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'