Pollution Activist Pillows

'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'

Surfing sewage

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

'It's a miracle! No tidemark!'

Toxic waste

Water Pollution

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

View to the Future

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Insect extinction

Water company bonus.

Save the unicorn.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."