Pollution Activist Gifts

'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'

Surfing sewage

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

'It's a miracle! No tidemark!'

Toxic waste

Water Pollution

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Insect extinction

Save the unicorn.

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I think we have run out of time..."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."