Air Quality Activist Gifts

'Well, at least the EPA is doing something.'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Bad Air, Flu, Allergies.

We shall be overcome.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I love you too, big guy."

Man using to much bug spray

View to the Future

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Insect extinction

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth