Air Quality Advocate Gifts

'Forget about smoking! Breathing is a health hazard!'

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Too late he started realizing that it wasn't fake news after all.

The Environmentalist

"Oh, I'm not bothered by Covid anymore, this is for the pollution."

Protection against coronavirus and contamination

"Yay, no school! It's an extremely hazardous air quality day!!"

Dog owner and dog wearing gas masks

"Actually, we live over seventy miles from LA. . . this is second hand smog!"

"If the gods are angry about air pollution, it's their own fault."

"Finally we can sit outside and not have to worry about all that cigarette smoke!"

Polluted Air Pump

The Tree's SOS

'Well, I grew up in a household where we burned our trash, plastics and all ...'

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

Man working out with gas mask on.

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

'Turns out the sky was the limit.'

Dirty snow.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Man using to much bug spray

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'