Water Quality Advocate Gifts

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Save Mars

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...