Water Quality Warrior Gifts

"The health inspector said our water had an excess of iron."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

Clean air.

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

UK sewage dumps

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

Tetanus Jab

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

"One More Swing."

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

'There was a what in your soup?'

Tree selling premium oxygen.