Water Hazard Warrior Gifts

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf course

"One More Swing."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.