Water Wise Warriors Gifts

"Liquidity problems?" "Yes, you've limited my water supply!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'