Water Warriors Gifts

Woman in desperate need of a plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Aisle 4 Water

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Water, water....'

When the water's colder than you thought...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The plaster of danger.

Childhood Friends

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

'They must be trash fish!'

Weighted Water Polo

'...winning coxless four...'

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

"One of us has to tell her to put down the garden hose while she's signing."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby on board.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Happy holidays for kids.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.