Watersports Warrior Gifts

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

Summer Sledding

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Senior citizen surfing.