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Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Cruise.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Summer Sledding

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Ski Surfing

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Senior citizen surfing.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'