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"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

When the water's colder than you thought...

Earth fish.

Diver

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'