Water Skiing Adventurer T-Shirts

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Rockefeller Center."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.