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'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Bring your own inflatable.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Getting the hang of it?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

Lifesaver!

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Walking the Plank.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Little girl skiing.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Piste-side Hotel