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"No there's something you don't see every day!"

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Poultry in Motion

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Getting the hang of it?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Log Ride

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Walking the Plank.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Little girl skiing.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Ski-ball.