Water Skiing Enthusiast Pillows

"No there's something you don't see every day!"

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Poultry in Motion

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Travel looks strong!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Walking the Plank.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Little girl skiing.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Piste-side Hotel

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.