Water Skier Pillows

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Walking the Plank.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Slalom

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Not again!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Water Skiing Accidents.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Water skiing.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Desert Island Water skiing.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Canoe Carriers

Surf lift.

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.