Water Skier Gifts

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Walking the Plank.

Slalom

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Not again!"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Water Skiing Accidents.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Water skiing.

Canoe Carriers

Desert Island Water skiing.

"I'm feeling generous."

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Surf lift.

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

Ocean Hitchhiker