Waterskiing Warrior Gifts

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver

Earth fish.

When the water's colder than you thought...

Desert crawler following water

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'