Waterskiing Wizard Gifts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Desert Island Water skiing.

Snowman and his pc.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

The Water Diviner

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'We're de-salting water?'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Violinist on skis

Poultry in Motion

Clear Lake.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Monster in the sea.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'