Waterskiing Wizard Gifts

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Snowman and his pc.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'We're de-salting water?'

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Violinist on skis

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

Poultry in Motion

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Monster in the sea.

Clear Lake.