Water Skiing Dreamer Gifts

Desert Island Water skiing.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Milkjet Skiing

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Thin Ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Flights suspended snowstorm

Water skiing.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

Car Water Skiing.

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Sea-Suns Greetings

Beijing 2022

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Ocean Hitchhiker