Skiing Dreamer Gifts

Ski Dreams

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Good News about winter

Ice skater

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Socially distanced sledding

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Milkjet Skiing

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Running out of Gas.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Thin Ice

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

Snowman

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'