Ski Trip Dreamers Gifts

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Skier flying past mountains

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Evolved to Ski.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Snowman Magic

Beckett on ice

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Desert Island Water skiing.

Skiing Accidents.

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

Sleeping in skis.

Ski-ers.

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Visit the Geek islands.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'