Ski Trip Pretenders Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skier flying past mountains

Ski kicker.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'First time skiing?'

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Skis with stabilisers.

Bear skiing.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Skiing

"How was the ski trip?"

Pyramid Ski Slope.

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

'Oh stop complaining. Do you ever hear me complaining?'