Ski Trip Pretenders Pillows

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Ski kicker.

Skier flying past mountains

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'First time skiing?'

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

Skis with stabilisers.

Bear skiing.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

Skiing

Pyramid Ski Slope.

"How was the ski trip?"

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

"Dad did say he'd do anything to get out of going to Mom's parents this vacation."

'Oh stop complaining. Do you ever hear me complaining?'