Snow Seekers Pillows

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Keeping Warm in Winter

Clown Skis.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Climate change

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skier flying past mountains

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Freezing

Skier.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"It covers up all the debt."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ice skating

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'First time skiing?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home