Snow Thrill Seeker Pillows

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Climate change

Skier flying past mountains

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Little girl skiing.

Skier.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Freezing

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ice skating

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'First time skiing?'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Skis with stabilisers.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

"I've never skied paper before."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."