Snow Fun Seeker Pillows

Clown Skis.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Skiing.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Hacking through ice in order to fish

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Climate change

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You know damn well what noise!"