Freezing Fun Seeker Pillows

'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Out To Lurch

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Happy Hour

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Clown Skis.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Children's Entertainer

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."