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'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Out To Lurch

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Ice fisher.

Happy Hour

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Clown Skis.

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'