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'Must be the Geordie polar expedition team.'

Some children throwing snowballs at a hansom cab

Mr. Pickwick slides

"You are looking really good right now."

Hunting snowmen

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Skier flying past mountains

Ski kicker.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Freezing

Skier.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.