Snow Fun Seeker Gifts

Clown Skis.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Skiing.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Climate change

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You know damn well what noise!"