Snow Seekers Mugs

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Skiing.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Keeping Warm in Winter

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Climate change

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Skier flying past mountains

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Skier.

Freezing

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"It covers up all the debt."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Ice skating

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'First time skiing?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Uninhabital USA.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home