Ski Trip Joker Pillows

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

Ski kicker.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

No petting in the pool!

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Pyramid Ski Slope.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

"How was the ski trip?"

Skiing

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

Kanoe/Cayak.

Ski Lift