Jet Ski Joker Pillows

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Fetching some fuel.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

No petting in the pool!

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'Personal lawn-craft.'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

Sailor

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

Exercise for fat people.

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

30th Parallel.