Jet Ski Joker Gifts

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Fetching some fuel.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Who's on First

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

'Personal lawn-craft.'

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

Sailor

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

Exercise for fat people.

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

30th Parallel.

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Left Luggage/Right Luggage