Ski Slope Joker Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

First aid in mountains

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Snowman Driver

Bicycle Sidecar.

Ski kicker.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Very drunk professional cyclist

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Bunny Slope

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

I think I'm retaining water.

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Ski Lift Duel.

Ski Instructor

"He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat."

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

Winter Olympics - Downhill Event

Skiing Race

Workaholic Goes Skiing