Ski Slope Slayer Gifts

'Watch out!'

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant slug attacks a city

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Balloon ski lift

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Bunny Slope

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.