Ski Slope Slayer Gifts

'Watch out!'

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant slug attacks a city

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Skiing

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

A skier who has hit a solitary tree