Ski Slope Daredevil Gifts

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Now hiring.

Balloon ski lift

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Snow seat on skis.

'Here it comes.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.