Skateboarding Daredevil Gifts

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Now hiring.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

BMX girl.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

The Shark Cage

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

"You're getting better."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

The first jackass of spring