Scooter Daredevil Gifts

The first jackass of spring

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A smiling cyclist

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."