Skating Daredevil Gifts

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Snow seat on skis.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

BMX girl.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"You're getting better."

'Anyone got a hanky?'

The Shark Cage

The first jackass of spring

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

'Skateboard of Nails'.

Man cycling off a cliff

"That's it. I'm calling animal control."