Skating Daredevil Pillows

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Snow seat on skis.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Ski cannon.

'Emergency department: 200m'

BMX girl.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The first jackass of spring

'Anyone got a hanky?'

The Shark Cage

'Look, I'm not suggesting that you give up all extreme sports. I'm just saying that maybe you should at least consider cutting out the sky surfing.'

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

Man cycling off a cliff

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

'Skateboard of Nails'.

"That's it. I'm calling animal control."