Slope Daredevil Gifts

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

That's good form!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

100k Desert Crawl

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"